An open letter from McSweeney’s:
My guess is that the message on your T-shirt functions in several ways. First, as a bold and plain statement that you are confident about your desires, confident enough to have them spelled right out across your chest (nice chest, by the way). Second, it implies that you are a man of action, perhaps a little impatient, but a man able to state exactly what he wants….
Read the whole “open letter”
Update: As it turns out Bad shirts has got this one if you want to be “that guy”